Bulgaria

He's obsessed with yogurt, he believes there's a special spot in Hell for Pingu fans (specifically anyone who uses the phrase "noot-noot") and he watched Marley and Me once and only cried for a week. Bulgaria is still a sinling - he's new to the circle of sin - but he isn't afraid to talk to others. His two cinnamon rolls are Moldova and 2p!Romania, even though one of the two probably is Satan's best friend. Bulgaria's talents include arguing about Pingu and the definition of love, drinking himself senseless with grape rakia, wishing it would all end and he could be saved from this hell, and crying.